WORD OF GOOBA

Texts are updated regularly.

FOREWARD

GOOBA! THE GREATEST OF GREATS! THE GOOD, THE!! GOOD!!
FOR GOOBA LIVES AMONG US, TOO, IT SHARES ITS BLESSING DAY-BY-DAY.
LITTLE DO MOST KNOW OF GOOBA; MOST I AM NOT...
THE COLLECTIVE UNDERSTANDING OF GOOBA WILL DO MUCH TO EMBETTER THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF LIVING LIFE!

APOLLYON 1

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS SWEET NESS frp, soe soer ro
from strength tc came sweetness from sweetness came infectionm
from infecyiom va came fremonres camew reomorse from remorxe ca
from remorse came heresy from heresy came the five
from the five c ame the pentagon from the pentago came the suits
from the suits came the elevated and the ascended

THEN from the ascended came tje descended
lowest of all wors of all life form the descended
such life was given to torment those who held it
etc. until the descend ed in fervor had decided to
rally their putrid selves and revolt against fate
such they fought til the descended could fight no longer

THEN came the PALE MAN with his crook and his scalpel
and his EIGHT DICIPLES Followed as they are name :
GEOFFERY STONE PINKLAM FLOTSAM
WROUGHT TESTUN LEICA SULEMANN
TOGETHER they harvested the bits and pieces of the lowly
by which they constructed a magnificent beingg
thus was born the LEXIC and its kin

THE LEXIC with its BLADE wrought from the FLESH of its
ADVERARIS was known to STRIKE DOWN the FOES
of gooba THE GREAT AND POWERFUL..............
GOOBA our GOD
THE GREAT! THE GOOD! THE GOODNESS! OH, GOOBA!
GOOBA, to which THE LEXIC was devoted, was JOYOUS
JOYOUS for the blood offerings which had been given.

THE GOOBA BLESSED the LEXIC with powers such as THE BEAM
and THE MARKET MEAT powers which r very powerful
such that THE LEXIC could WRETCH FORTH a NEW ERA
OF GOOBA! the ERA OF GOOBA began with its DIVINE BLESSING
from which it gifted the descended FERTILITY and
SOIL by which to GROW CROPS (gooba seed) EXTENTION

APOLLYON 2

AND THEN GOOBA DI DSAYenter the goobasphere the GOOBASPHERE
(GOOBORB) where the lexic was indeed forged forged from the materials
so divine and processed et cetera from the GOOBASPHERE came
the BEASTS and the VANQUISHERS eternally caught in STRIFE/AGONY

BEYOND the gooba vale was indeed the GOOBORB PRIME home of
LEXICFACETS and FACET SUBTERFUGING important details so forth in the
strides of gooba (forever battling heresy, heretics..)

GOOBA! GOOBA! HOW GREAT AND GRACIOUS! HOW WE LOVE YOU, HOW WE
BLEED AND DIE AND SOW FOR YOU! HARK!

but GOOBA was not SATISFIED with mortal offering thus the LEXIC
must've vanquished the BLOOD OF GOOBA ADVERSARY (IMPS, IMPS) such
that their SANGUINE FLUIDS may eternally flow in appeasement